Unofficial CPC Election Song

Well it looks like we are going to have an election in Canada, on that note, here's my unofficial election song for the Conservative Party of Canada, thanks to the inspirational Michael Ignatieff and with apologies to Mick and the boys:

Paint It Black

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No Liberals anymore I won’t ever vote them back

I see the Grits walk by dressed in their election clothes

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of buses and they're all painted rouge

With our votes we’ll all get rid of Iggy the stooge

I see people turn their heads and quickly look away

We’re no longer the suckers born each and every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door and must have it painted black

Maybe then Iggy will fade away and not have to face the facts

It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black

No more will my green go to the Red machine

Something Iggy could never have foreseen

If I look hard enough into the settin' sun

Conservatives will laugh with me before the countin' comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black

No Liberals anymore I won’t ever vote them back

I see the Grits walk by dressed in their election clothes

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna see it tainted, tainted black

Black as night, black as coal

I wanna see Iggy blotted out from the house

I wanna see it tainted, tainted, tainted, tainted black

Yeah!Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

Lyrics 2011 By Al the Fish